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My Car Wants To Kill Me

Posted by Weirdo - February 27th, 2009

The Newgrounds booth is practically the only reason I went to Megacon. Here

Weirdo: Hey Jeep! You ready to go to Megacon?

Jeep: I sure am!

Off we go, driving down the 528!

Weirdo: I can't wait! All my favorite Newgrounders are gonna be there!

Violent shaking occurs

Weirdo: Whoa, Jeep you silly goose. You almost made me slam into that construction worker!

Jeep: ...

Weirdo: Jeep?

Jeep: How bad do you want to go to Megacon? Really bad or really really bad?

Weirdo: I don't know... what. What are you saying?

Jeep shuts off in middle of the express way doing 70mph

Weirdo: Oh, don't you fucking do this to me. Not now!

Frantically turning the wheel, power steering is turned off, barreling toward the exit ramp!

Weirdo: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU...!

Jeep turns back on

Jeep: LOL just kidding! Look we're almost there!

Parked. I go in convention center. Meet people. Time to go home. Enter back into Jeep. Heading south of the 417.

Jeep: So how was it?

Weirdo: It was great! Check out my Blockhead t-shirt! Everyone is so cool!

Jeep: Yeah? Was it everything you ever wanted and wished it could be and more?

Weirdo: Yup I also met...

Jeep: YEAH WHATEVER! *Turns off*

Weirdo: FFFUUUUUUUU...!

Jeep: *Turns back on* Wait, Weirdo!

Weirdo: WHAT?!

Jeep: PSYCH! *Unleashes bees at me and turns back off*

Weirdo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! And somehow I made it home. TA-DA!

Based on true events :'(

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Fawx 2009-02-27 20:31:43

the tits are going to be in the game i call it fifty bucks.

wafflecake12 2009-02-27 21:04:38

we need a movie about a killer car! IM SO ORIGINAL

LiLg 2009-02-27 21:27:53

your story makes me sad yet chuckle a tad at the same time.

nice sketches.

SexyDragons7 2009-02-27 21:38:02

Both the fat guys and the hot chicks boobs are lopsided haha.

Nut that jeep is like my ex girls vag. Loves to turn off right when I really really want a ride!

jibbodahibbo 2009-02-28 01:06:03

lmao at the whole car dialogue. if cars could talk thats exactly what they'd be saying, because sometimes they just stop working for no reason... like they want you to die.

berthon 2009-05-27 03:19:45

What happened to weirdo fights??!?!?????!!!!!

Xcalivar52 2009-07-06 13:24:40

Hahah, take that Jeep! That's why I drive a Chevy.
Just make both dude, you could use both publicity boosts.
Have fun at MegaCon?

satanicgoomba 2009-08-02 13:52:30

Titty smacker should be the vid

bl00db47h 2010-01-17 21:51:28

I think that 1 is a game, 2 is the second weirdo fight episode!

GlobalArtistAgency 2010-07-01 12:46:39

hey tommy. it's me JOSE! i made an account for the company so we can recruit artist and voice actors and whatnot. i need help finding people that cna help me bring a couple of scripts i wrote to life. by the way...

i miss you bro... (no homo).

Jebbal 2011-01-05 03:46:28

....weirdo fights 2?