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Weirdo

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Orlando, FL
Job: Amatuer Animator

I really like graffiti, pop locking, cartoons and video games. I've always blamed school and work that my personal projects isn't complete, but really my lazy ass is to blame. Well not anymore! I'm going 88mph so watch out for some serious shit!

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My Car Wants To Kill Me

Posted by Weirdo Feb. 27, 2009 @ 8:13 PM EST

The Newgrounds booth is practically the only reason I went to Megacon. Here

Weirdo: Hey Jeep! You ready to go to Megacon?

Jeep: I sure am!

Off we go, driving down the 528!

Weirdo: I can't wait! All my favorite Newgrounders are gonna be there!

Violent shaking occurs

Weirdo: Whoa, Jeep you silly goose. You almost made me slam into that construction worker!

Jeep: ...

Weirdo: Jeep?

Jeep: How bad do you want to go to Megacon? Really bad or really really bad?

Weirdo: I don't know... what. What are you saying?

Jeep shuts off in middle of the express way doing 70mph

Weirdo: Oh, don't you fucking do this to me. Not now!

Frantically turning the wheel, power steering is turned off, barreling toward the exit ramp!

Weirdo: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU...!

Jeep turns back on

Jeep: LOL just kidding! Look we're almost there!

Parked. I go in convention center. Meet people. Time to go home. Enter back into Jeep. Heading south of the 417.

Jeep: So how was it?

Weirdo: It was great! Check out my Blockhead t-shirt! Everyone is so cool!

Jeep: Yeah? Was it everything you ever wanted and wished it could be and more?

Weirdo: Yup I also met...

Jeep: YEAH WHATEVER! *Turns off*

Weirdo: FFFUUUUUUUU...!

Jeep: *Turns back on* Wait, Weirdo!

Weirdo: WHAT?!

Jeep: PSYCH! *Unleashes bees at me and turns back off*

Weirdo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
And somehow I made it home. TA-DA!

Based on true events :'(

Now here's a peek at a game and a cartoon I plan to make.

1) Titty Smacker
2) Jack & Tyler

Which one is going to be the game and which is the cartoon? Mystery, mystery.

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Updated: 02/27/09 8:49 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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8 Comments

Feb. 27, 2009 | 8:31 PM Fawx says:

the tits are going to be in the game i call it fifty bucks.


Feb. 27, 2009 | 9:04 PM wafflecake12 says:

we need a movie about a killer car! IM SO ORIGINAL


Feb. 27, 2009 | 9:27 PM LiLg says:

your story makes me sad yet chuckle a tad at the same time.

nice sketches.


Feb. 27, 2009 | 9:38 PM SexyDragons7 says:

Both the fat guys and the hot chicks boobs are lopsided haha.

Nut that jeep is like my ex girls vag. Loves to turn off right when I really really want a ride!


Feb. 28, 2009 | 1:06 AM jibbodahibbo says:

lmao at the whole car dialogue. if cars could talk thats exactly what they'd be saying, because sometimes they just stop working for no reason... like they want you to die.


May. 27, 2009 | 3:19 AM berthon says:

What happened to weirdo fights??!?!?????!!!!!


Jul. 6, 2009 | 1:24 PM Xcalivar52 says:

Hahah, take that Jeep! That's why I drive a Chevy.
Just make both dude, you could use both publicity boosts.
Have fun at MegaCon?


Aug. 2, 2009 | 1:52 PM satanicgoomba says:

Titty smacker should be the vid

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